Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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