Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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