Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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