I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
