its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Farmville is her only friend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm both gender and math confused
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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