They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
