If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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