If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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