im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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