you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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