Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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