was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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