Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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