I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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