just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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