i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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