yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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