Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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