Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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