? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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