I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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