We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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