I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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