I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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