I can text with my tongue
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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