i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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