At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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