Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
