Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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