We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize