Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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