sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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