Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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