Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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