Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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