Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Who died my cat blue again?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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