I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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