so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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