I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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