YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I need you to use more vowels.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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