this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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