David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We're using joints as your birthday candles
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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