I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Found your dick twin last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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