Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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