I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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