The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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