Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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