Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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