There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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