She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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