yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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