i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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