What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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