sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
